Smile for the Day

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA - 3 June 2009:

President Jacob Zuma presents his State of the Nation Address at a joint sitting of the National Assembly and National Council of Provinces at Parliament. Pictured here are Zuma's wives; Thobeka Mabhija, Nompumelelo Ntuli and Sizakele Khumalo.

(Photo by Gallo Images)

They simply have no clue of whats going on??!

S.M.I.L.E

Serving Mankind Inspires Love Everywhere

Thought for Today

Life is like an undersized blanket, that a wee bit too small

Pull it up to cover your shoulders, and your feet's open...

Pull it down to cover your feet, and your shoulder's open...

Lucky for us who were taught to bend our knees...

Because with prayer you're covered from head to toe...

Lover Her...

Love Her ...when she sips on your coffee or tea. She only wants to make sure it tastes just right for you
Love Her...when she is jealous. Out of all the men she can have, she chose you

Love her...when she has annoying little habits that drives you nuts. You have them too.
Love her...when her cooking is bad. She tries.
Love her...when she looks scary in the morning. She always fixes herself up again.
Love her...when she makes you watch corny love dramas while the sport is on.
She wants to share these moments with you.

Love her...when she asks if she looks fat. Your opinion counts, so tell her she's beautiful.
Love her...when she looks beautiful. She's yours so appreciate her.
Love her...when she spends hours to get ready. She only wants to look her best for you.
Love her...when she buys you gifts you don't like. Smile and tell her its what you've always wanted.
Love her...when she cries for absolutely nothing. Don't ask, tell her its going to be okay

Love her...when she suffers from PMS. Buy chocolate, rub her feet and just chat to her (trust me this works!)
Love her...when whatever you do is not pleasing. It happens and will pass
Love her...when she stains your clothes. You needed a new shirt anyway
Love her...when she argues. She only wants to make things right

All these things form part of a woman's character.
woman are part of your life and should be treated as the queen
Take time to make her feel special in every way.

Deft definitions or Nifty Notions

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Opportunist:
A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.