Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Opportunist:
A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
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