Monday, November 24, 2008

Deft definitions or Nifty Notions

Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.

Opportunist:
A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

4 comments:

Edge Of Where said...

Why do you girls always blackmail us with tears? I can stand most things but as soon as I see one tear thats it I will give in to anything(probably shouldnt have said that)... EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL STOP IT.... LOL

Princess said...

Its a female tactic lol

Azra said...

:) This was funny and so true.

I have one:

A Net: Holes tied together by string :)

TheCullinaryQueen said...

LOL :-)
Great definitions.